So over on dagblog.com, Genghis created this New Year’s Resolutions Generator, an entertaining Mad Libs-like application … It’s fun stuff, and I’ve posted the resolutions it created for me below, but for optimal enjoyment, click on the link above and fill it out yourself before reading further …
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OK, last chance to create your own resolutions …. here’s mine (and oh yeah, Happy New Year!!!!):
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In 2009, I promise to…
- Stop hopscotching my television
- Avoid shouting “Gadzooks!” at delicious fax machines
- Remember to say “The bird is the word” whenever I flutters
- Call my IPhone at least 6.7 times a week
- Ask Genghis to sucks with me
- Learn to cry boldly
- Try to frolic an hirsute Pictionary every fortnight
- Quit reclineing with softballs
- Travel to The St. Louis Arch in order to fiddle a Peppermint sticks
- Be gorgeouser to my fingernails
- Tell god to belch a fireplace
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