http://deadmanblogging.com/2009/01/02/moft-of-the-year-cottonelles-fresh-flushable-moist-wipes/ “Love makes us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.” Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:29:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://deadmanblogging.com/2009/01/02/moft-of-the-year-cottonelles-fresh-flushable-moist-wipes/#comment-354 Sat, 23 May 2009 15:14:48 +0000 http://deadmanblogging.com/?p=733#comment-354 DM alass (sp)I too have discovered the blessing of wet wipes. Dr. Oz whom I saw on Opera convinced me that my practice was a sound ass practice. He said that wiping your rectum with toilet paper was just like rubbing the lips on your face with sand paper. Dr Oz said you were destined for hemroids if you used dry paper.
Unfortunately I did not discover this pleasure in life until I too had the dreaded Curse of the Roid. I told my wife after visiting Dr. Rex (I call him hemriodus Rex)I’m going to get a T-shirt made that says I’ve got big one’s. The doc said i had really big roids. I have avoid surgery for several years due to high fiber and wet wipes. However, a slip in dietary fiber brings me to my knees and heading to the fountain for more water and the veggies for mo fiber. Thanks for wet ones I can sing the song Wipe Out with great joy.

]]> http://deadmanblogging.com/2009/01/02/moft-of-the-year-cottonelles-fresh-flushable-moist-wipes/#comment-185 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:50:15 +0000 http://deadmanblogging.com/?p=733#comment-185 and congrats to you for your best blog ever. btw, id really like to understand the physiology of how wet wipes prevent roids.

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